PLEAZE!!
Mawrk yo caliders... 'cause April Foos Day 'AIN'T NO JOKE' aht da Chilly Palm Tree co. Ta zelibrate da onsets a SPRING eech yeer, az a custumar aprechiasion day, if yas will.. hour PALMSES PRISEZS is goonas be mawrkd down 20% off hours prise listz!
Tells yer frendz thats inta palmses too. Evenz if ya dont wants dem palmses shipded owtta heer dat weak...dats is OK, we kan D-layz da shippins... Ya stil hafta odor onz da April 1st dough...za onlies way arownd zat wood be if da April 1st wus ta fall on a Sunday...den yoos cood calls on da Munday April 2nd.. coowel..kewl
Sale applies to alz cawlled in orderz two four pik upz
this is a "call in" mail order special only!!!
**disclaimer: No offense intended towards any redneck hillbilly customers! :) **
"Don't be a Bill"